Sometimes a guys got an R&B problem. Maybe not diagnosable, and all his coworkers think he's a great guy, supersocial and superfunctioning, but a problem nonethess. His habit probably doesn't ever reach any more than $1k/day but you know he's hooked when he flosses a Myspace R&B Layout on his profile. That's the sure tell. Lemme tell you. I know. My name is Flossy, and I'm a R&B Myspace Layout addict. (Hi Flossy). See it all stareted with just a little taste right? That's how all these stories start, But pretty soon I was seeing Myspace R&B Layouts in my dreams. Waking up, first thought was where was I gonna get my first Myspace R&B Layout. Go to bed, last thing I did was post a bulletin, telling all my friends to check out my Myspace R&B Layout. I know. What friends, right? I mean, you can only brag about an awesome Chris Brown Myspace Layout or a sexy Alicia Keys Layout or my new Black Eyed Peas Layout so many times before they stop calling. But when you got it as bad as me, you forget all that. All that you're thinking is Myspace R&B Layouts. Flat out no joke. But that was years ago. I've been clean 6 days now, haven't thought a single Myspace R&B Layout thought in obver 24 hours. And you know what? I haven;'t felt this shitty in years. F**K this. I need me a Myspace R&B Layout and I need it now!