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02/22/08: Don't think we've been resting on our laurels just because we haven't been posting updates here every day. This very minute we're working on the biggest most hugest update since we started this site, essentially doubling our layout selection and improving layout quality by 10000%. We'll introduce those new layouts later this week, so for now you'll just have to content yourselves with the hundred new Myspace Comment Glitters we've added. Bummer. I know. So go on and git some of our hi-larious pick-up lines, boasts, compliments, and insult glitters. 100% satisfaction guranteed or your money back. Werd.
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04/02/07: My god how we must love you that we work so tirelessly to bring you the latest hottest Myspace stuff. This time we've brought you 4 new gens for our Flash Toys section. For your pleasure we now have a Myspace Map Location Gen so you can show your friends where you be at, a Myspace Glitter Factory for making all sortsa glittery thangs, a very cool Flash Clock Gen , and last but not least, a Flash Network Banner Gen , Go on, git some.
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03/28/07: Easter's less than two weeks away and, just in time, the Easter Bunny's been so deep up in our Myspace Easter section you can smell bunny breath on the layouts. Enjoy the best-lookin' Easter Layouts this side of the bunny hole, plus Easter Glitter, the Flash Easter note, and a bunch of other furry fuzzy chocolatey yummy Myspace Easter stuff too myriad to name.
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03/24/07: We just added the best-looking Myspace mp3 player on the planet. Customize the color scheme to your heart's content and add as many freakin' songs as you like. And yo don't say we never did nothin' for ya. Heard?
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03/16/07: And then, because our motto is "too much is never enough", and because 8 days straight up all night is how we roll, we've added a brand new and unbelievably cool Myspace Flash Toys section. 8 unique and extremely exclusive flash generators to make calendars and send notes to sweethearts and friends. Werd.
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03/15/07: You know that saying no rest for the wicked? Yeah, that's about us. We just added a brand spanking new Myspace Surveys section to help you break the ice or maybe just plain amuse yourselves. Take a survey and post the results on your profile to help new friends get to know you and old friends to know you better.
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02/28/07: We added 50 new glitter words and phrases. Some are serious as cancer, but most of them are so funny they give ROFLMAO a whole new meaning. CLICK HERE to see what all the fuss is about.
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02/20/07: Finally! We have a Myspace Glitter Generator Fer yas. It took long enough, I know, I know. But now all you loyal devoted friends can make that linguistic evolutionary leap and say it with glitter like the rest of the glitteropoids.
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02/10/07: We've also added a Layout Snatcher. Never again will your heart suffer the bitterness of envy when you gaze upon some bad*** layout on some other motherscratcher's profile. Snatch it, snatch it here, snatch it now!
Myspace Layouts : Myspace Graphics : Myspace Editors
Newest & Hottest Myspace Layouts
Myspace Layout Generator
Use the Myspace Layout Generator to create your own customized Myspace layout. Choose images, text colors, table colors and borders, link colors, and...well...pretty much everything! If'n you want to choose from one of our Premade Myspace Layouts well then you can do that too.
Myspace Glitter Graphics
Oh the humanity? Oh the glitter! Enough glitter to choke a goat. More bling than you can shake a stick at. Enough glitter to kill a horse. Check out our Glitter Graphics section if you think you're bad enough!
Myspace Tweaks
I got your Myspace tweaks riiiiiiight here. Our Myspace Tweaks let you center your profile, scroll your comments and your friends, and lots of other tweaky kindsa thangs.
Premade Myspace Layouts
FlossMyspace has Premade Myspace Layouts for just about everyone out there. We've got cute layouts, skinny layouts, emo layouts, sexy layouts, beach layouts and car layouts and sports layouts and... Oh, c'mon. I'm tired of typing! Just come in and look around!
Myspace Animations
Mo' animated gifs for to floss on your profile in our Myspace Animations section than you'll ever know what to do with. Do like some do, I guess. Floss 'em!
Myspace Comments
That big burly blue flaming 'wassup' kicking sand on your skinny little white 8pt font? Bulk up with our megaboost Myspace Commments and win your girl back 'fo he even lays a finger on her.
Myspace Contact Boxes
50,000* different Myspace Contact Boxes for to parse every single human existential state known to man and woman too. 56 year old man loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer? We been dere. 16 yr old tomboy death metal fanatic? We already hit dat. If it exists, we got the Myspace Contact Box to prove it.
* Approximate tally. Actual data not available due to indiscernible state of being and/or nothingness.
Myspace Layouts : Myspace Graphics : Myspace Editors
Waddya mean Floss!? That's what all the ladies be aksin' until they spy my in my fly fly motorcoach. Per the urban dictionary, to floss is "To flaunt expensive merchandise such as Iced-out rollies, Jaguars on Triple Golds, Gem-encrusted Pimp goblets, Huge whops of dank hydro, etc." And that, in one word, is exactly what we do here at FlossMyspace. So what more appropriate name for our site -- where we offer so very very much bling for Myspace users to floss upon their profiles than FlossMyspace?*
* There is no more appropriate name, just in case you didn't realize that that last question was rhetorical. |
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There's a lot of hot stuff inna world, but there's most probably nothing hotter than the free hot layouts we got here at FlossMyspace, proffered out here in the broad daylight like it wasn't criminal the way we be giving this stuff away. We got some of the sweetest cutest hottest weirdest and coolest free Myspace backgrounds anywhere inna world right here too. All 'splayed out on the tables flea-market style like we was gypsies and you was sniffing out bargains like bloodhounds.
We also got the most groundbreaking and revolutionary Myspace Layout Generator this side of the moon so if you got the rocks to make one your own self then by all means go -- rock on! I don't know what-all-else you crazy kids might even think of to want but rest assured, we are here to get it for ya. If you want it and can't find it then Hollahollaholla and we'll get crack-a-lacking. |
